What NOT To Do On A Date
You really liked this girl, took her out on a fabulous date ( according to you) , but she doesn't call you anymore ? To top it all off she has started butchering you up in front to of her friends.
Ofcourse it was your fault, Darling. You can never blame it on the girl.
I get sick to my stomach by just watching how stupid guys can be on a date (Especially, hot guys. Non-hot guys,No offence ). More importantly I feel bad for my girls. Sitting through a terrible date is the worst torture of all.
So here is my list of all the things a guy should never do on a date, make this your holy grail manual and read it before going out. It might just do that pretty girl some good. Amen !
Ofcourse it was your fault, Darling. You can never blame it on the girl.
I get sick to my stomach by just watching how stupid guys can be on a date (Especially, hot guys. Non-hot guys,No offence ). More importantly I feel bad for my girls. Sitting through a terrible date is the worst torture of all.
So here is my list of all the things a guy should never do on a date, make this your holy grail manual and read it before going out. It might just do that pretty girl some good. Amen !
- Forget to pick her up - You already
lost half of the game, Dude !
- Forget to see her off - And there, you lost
the whole game
- Wear super fancy
clothes -
If you are wearing fancier clothes than her, then you are overdressed. How
to make sure you are not overdressed ? Thats your problem, not mine.
- Wear super casual
clothes -
Don't you dare wear those slippers ! I don't care if they are Nike, they
are still slippers
- Ride your bike
unnecessarily fast - When are guys ever going to get it, no girl
likes speeding. Get over it ! Also, since we are at this point, 99 percent
of the girls hate those Royal Enfields,please please get over that too
- Talk about your ex, or worse hickeys !
- Check out a girl on
the next table -
Save it for later
- Check your phone too
much -
This is even worse than checking out some other girl. When you sit in
front of her put your phone on silent and forget about it
- Forget dessert - If it were me, I would have never called you back. EVER
Why this pic, you ask ? Well because you should have 'Unagi' while you are on a date. Also, I love David Schwimmer
23 comments
Girls dont like Royal Enfield? :/
ReplyDeleteI like 1% girls only now. :D
and add more tips. more tips.
I just wrote that to sound hopeful..I am yet meet that 1% :P
DeleteWonderful pointers! Hope the guys are reading and learning!
ReplyDeleteWhat about, "Do not lie or do not brag"?
Oh yes, Do not lie or brag !
DeleteI am so sick of guys who only start their conversations with 'Meri Mercedes/ Mere Friend ki Mercedes/ Mere Neighbour ki Mercedes :|
Just get over the freakin Mercedes !
My thinking during a date is totally opposite of what you mentioned.
DeleteI start with the poorest thing even though I am least vaguely related to it.
In short, I make the date realize that I am not so rich even if I am.
This way I can make out if she wants just a time pass relationship or a REAL one :D
WHAT girls dont like royal enfields .. THE KING of Indian bikes .. now that is not right ..
ReplyDeleteAh well sorry to say but dont need a date then :)
and how about the TWO of you be normal...
Bikram's
It might be the king of bikes..but I still hate it and each n every girl does
DeleteI know my boyfriend is reading this and planning to kill me at the same time :P
dont be overdressed - so no Rajnikanth moustache, Elvis jacket and HIMYM red cowboy boots ???
ReplyDeletedamn.. so thhhhhhhaaaaaats why i dont do well in dates !!!
Thou hast enlightened me :o
Those red boots and elvis jacket would go sooo well together :D :D
DeleteHi Ritika,
ReplyDeleteSo, no super fancy or super casual. Then, what does he wear?
Awesome pic, I loved that episode of Friends where he goes around saying Unagi in that weird tone. :) :) :)
Regards
Jay
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You have to decide on a safe outfit..somewhere between super casual and super fancy :P
DeleteBut I can check out the girl when she s not looking rt??
ReplyDeleteI shall take a print out and stick it on my wall!! :P
I am gonna watch that Friends episode now!! Just can't resist 'em!!
Beware Rohan, I have heard girls have a wider vision than men :P
DeleteAnd you still haven't watched that episode yet ? Its the funniest one..I almost fell laughing while watching that. David Schwimmer is just amazing
Of course I have watched it! I should have mentioned 'again' there!
DeleteHahahhahaha...this was a fun read :D
ReplyDeleteJust a result of my midnight boredom :P
Delete5 minutes well spent reading this post.
ReplyDeleteThanks Es !
DeleteThis post needs max promotion!!
ReplyDeleteThe list covers all the big goof ups guys generally do...
With every passing point I my head went nodding in agreement...
Great post... keep blogging:)
Haha..So glad you liked it Neha :)
Deletehahahah this is too good! havent dated anyone for over 7 years now- :P but I do remember bumming into these crackheads! ;)
ReplyDeleteHaha..they are still some annoying ones ;)
DeleteThis post is priceless. Where can I find out more?
ReplyDeleteMy weblog; to get your ex back