Day 1: Introduction, 10 interesting facts

By Saturday, September 22, 2012

I hate intoductions, I hate telling everyone who I am. And may be that's the reason why the 'About Me' section on this blog is so vague. Introductions are stupid, as stupid as Manmohan Singh saying the hikes in diesel wouldn't affect the people.

But let's get over with it once in for all and then don't dare ask me who I am or Shin Chan will declare a war against you.


I am Ritika, 20, a Software Engineering student. A little introvert, not exactly a conversation starter. I have a small family but it means the world to me. A sister who is my biggest enemy and my greatest friend. I love food and hate to travel. I always end up in foot in mouth situations and surprisingly enough, I never regret them.


Ten 'Interesting' Facts About Me :
(There is nothing really interesting about it, read it at your own risk)
  • I still chew my nails, its a stress buster. Whenever I am panicking I just start chewing my nails and everything gets so much easier (Shhhhh, don't you dare tell my mother !)
  • My room might be a total mess but my wardrobe is always neat and clean. I hang my clothes according to colours, seasons and occasions. I also have a few outfits separately kept that I wear when I don't know what to wear
  • I have really small feet. I am a 4 or a 35. The plus side - I can go to the kids section and all those cute ballerina style sandals fit me !
  • I always need a white blanket when I sleep. I can't sleep with any other coloured blanket
  • I eat at least 7 vada pavs a week, and a minimum of 5 McVeggie's from McDonalds (If you haven't had that burger, seriously you are missing out on a lot)
  • I never hand my phone to anyone else. Not my parents, not even if a teacher sees me using it during college hours. There is nothing in it but I am still terrified, don't know why
  • I scan the local newspapers everyday just to find out about the latest 'Melas' in town. I just love those roller coasters and other rides they have. Though its definitely difficult to force people to come along 
  • I am addicted to  'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. There , I said it . It wasn't that hard, was it ? But now I am never letting anyone know where I live or I might get life threatening messages.
  • Also, I love PSY's Gangnam Style, I try to dance like him but I just can't :(
  • I don't know how to cross a road. I don't know how to drive a 2-wheeler. But I still drive cars sometimes. Don't ask me how, my dad asks me the same question everytime. Of course, he never sits in the car when I am driving, or rather no one does. But hey I am a good driver okay ? I have never hit anyone, and a few times I almost hit people. it was definitely there fault. They shouldn't be walking on the road when they know I am driving, right ?



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I love Game of Thrones, walking my dog, eating burgers and spaghetti aglio olio. Also, I am always planning my next trip.

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28 comments

  1. Dr Roshan Radhakrishnan22 September 2012 at 14:21

    'white blanket only' rule...now thats a new one ! And high five for Gangnam style...we need more people following in his footsteps :)

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    1. Ritika Tiwari22 September 2012 at 14:27

      Did you see that video where Briteny Spears is trying to learn the dance from Psy ? Search it on youtube, NOW :P

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    2. Dr Roshan Radhakrishnan22 September 2012 at 14:50

      Thanks.. didnt know such a video existed. And Britney vindicated my belief : she ain't half the dancer Sri Sri Psy Bhagwan is !! Even Ellen did better than her :)

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    3. Ritika Tiwari22 September 2012 at 16:52

      Well, as Sri Sri said..its about dressing classy and dancing cheesy :P

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  2. Amb22 September 2012 at 14:34

    Good one, few thing were really weird.... Anyways few things as nail chewing,MELAS(FAIRS)and seriously no one wana accompany to mela bt if its MALL my frnz will gladly accompany me...........

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  3. NS22 September 2012 at 15:13

    Cute :)

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  4. Punam22 September 2012 at 20:55

    And that was easy.. wasn't it? In spite of your disclaimer, your intro is interesting.. why the white blanket thing? Just curious. :)
    And biting nails.. :P I used to, when I was in school. Psst a secret.. I still sometimes do.. the toe nails so no one knows.. he he he

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    1. Ritika Tiwari22 September 2012 at 21:32

      I have no idea why Punam, I would even use white bedsheets but they are a little hard to maintain when you know you have to wash them yourself :P :P

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  5. Vinay22 September 2012 at 21:44

    :) :) :)


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  6. Priya Sreeram23 September 2012 at 06:45

    hmm- nice knowing about you, loved the positive take on your petite frame !

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    1. Ritika Tiwari23 September 2012 at 17:31

      There have been a lot of people trying to make me feel bad about my height Priya, but they never really succeeded ;)

      I mean I can wear heels as high as I want, and not care about looking too tall. I don't ever have to worry about if a guy I like is shorter than me :P

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  7. kapil23 September 2012 at 13:48

    cute introduction.. I liked it.

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  8. desh23 September 2012 at 13:53

    Vadapavs and Gangnam style, lethal list of addictions you have :)

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    1. Ritika Tiwari23 September 2012 at 17:33

      dontchooo say anything about my vadapavs :P

      No one in this world can make you as happy as a delicious vada pav :D

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  9. desh24 September 2012 at 00:49

    Ask me :-). I was in favor of devising a new currency for Mumbai with vadapav as the denomination :-)

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  10. Unknown24 September 2012 at 12:06

    Definitely interesting..!! I would reserve the rest of the comments to myself.. :)

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  11. provoqd24 September 2012 at 16:00

    Hmm, ballerina, it seems you have a secret fetish for the Kiddies section in malls....and for dance as well, right?
    Anxiety girl, huh......so what conclusions have you have drawn till now?
    Nice post, keep writing :)

    Regards

    Jay
    http://road-to-sanitarium.blogspot.in/

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    1. Ritika Tiwari24 September 2012 at 21:05

      Nooooooo, I dont have a fetish for the Kid's section, it just happened once or may be twice :P :P

      Thanks a lot Jay :)

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  12. Unknown24 September 2012 at 21:47

    Melas and rollercoaters. I thought no own cared about them anymore. :D
    Circus and 'maut ka kuan' with a maruti 800 are some of my fondest childhood memories ritika. :)

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    1. Ritika Tiwari24 September 2012 at 23:18

      Haha..I remember maut ka kuan with 800 !! It used to be so fun to watch :D :D :D

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  13. Anonymous26 September 2012 at 14:13

    Loved Anxiety Girl. I think I've met her.

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