Things I can never do

By Thursday, September 04, 2014


These are the things I can never do.

Drive. I can drive, I really CAN drive but what people around me don't understand is that I don't like driving. I don't know why, may be I am just lazy and driving needs a lot of hand-eye-leg coordination. And that is just too much work for me.

Cook without charring anything. I wish I could cook, I really wish but over the time I have realised what a terrible cook I am and I have made peace with it.I think cooking is an art that only a few know and others just torture the people around them with their terrible cooking. And I had rather order takeout then torture people with my burnt food. ( Atleast I can make maggi )


Put the toothpaste cap back on after using. This habit dates back to my school days. I used to defend my habit by saying that I keep it open so that my sister could save time and get ready earlier for school. Now school has been over for years and we live in different cities but the habit still goes on.

Spell 'receive' correctly. I always get confused between I's and E's in between. I have spelled it incorrectly atleast 500 times now and I still cannot get it right. I can spell every difficult, even never-heard words but not this one. I was in a spelling bee in my school and I lost because of this stupid word. (By the way, I wrote the word two times here, and both the times the auto correct had to step in)

Put up a scratch guard on my phone without bubbles. I really wish I could do that. This is hands down the best talent to have. Imagine the amount of money and time you would save. Also, people would worship you for this.

Stop playing Candy Crush. That game is way too addicting to stop. I stop playing it for a few days and then I just think about playing one single innocent game and I am hooked on it again ! This game is so frustrating at times when you just cannot get through the level. I mean they are just little coloured candies, who thought it would be this hard? Its too late for me but save yourself before it gets to you. DON"T START PLAYING CANDY CRUSH




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19 comments

  1. omg your life is very hard.. :( :p :p

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  2. Me too - I can't spell receive correctly. But you know what, now that I have read it here, I will always spell it right. Somethings stay with you like that.

    And I am so grateful to myself for never ever playing Candy Crush. It has destroyed lives :p

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    1. Hahaha.. Glad I could help Nisha :P

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  3. Ha Ha I could not help but laugh at the mention of 'receive'. That's because I can relate to it so much :p

    Nice post and enjoyed reading it :)

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    1. I am so happy to know I am not the only person struggling with this :D

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  4. "I before E except after C"
    Thats the basic formula for the words with "ie" in them... exceptions however do exist

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    1. Oh my god ! You have no idea what you have done right now ! That is going to stay with me FOREVER!

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  5. Relatable! !
    I always recheck my "IE" ..and I am wrong most of the time! Its frustrating.
    And i feel stupid when I cant stop playing "hill climb" ...(i grew out of candy crush and temple run through this)

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    1. I had my hill climbing phase wayyy before candy crush. I got stuck on this one moon level and I just couldn't get through it.. So finally I got frustrated and uninstalled the app :/

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  6. The last two are totally meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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  7. "Spell 'receive' correctly" holy mother of cow...i thought it was only me... o_0

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    1. I thought it was only me !!

      I am so happy there are many challenged just like me :D

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  8. I am glad I stumbled onto this post. Why?
    1. It's so good to see so many people struggling with i and e :D *smart people* feels good not to be alone :P
    2. I am glad I never played candy crush and I now have a reason not to start it :D

    Good post btw!

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    1. Hahahaha.. Candy crush is actually a great game but its so addictive, its on the border of being life threatening :P

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  9. Na I dont beleive that .. I think if i a dumbo like me can do then anyone in the world can do :)

    he he he he Recieve and guard on phone NOw that I cant do either :) never played candy crush

    Bikram's

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    1. Hahahaa... There are actually only a very few I have found who are as addicted to candy crush as I am

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